What are some ways NOT to talk to your kids about the ';birds and the bees';....?

For starters, don't unleash a hive of bees in a bird sanctuary, I don't know WHAT I was thinking......What are some ways NOT to talk to your kids about the ';birds and the bees';....?
Don't show them clips of the Mantis's doing it ..... she bites off his head and he's still goes at it. Talk about motivation.What are some ways NOT to talk to your kids about the ';birds and the bees';....?
A home made video would definitly be pretty bad, like if your parents where doing it in the video, that would be very very scaring.
A gentlemen places his locomotive in the station and the passengers leave, but there's only one taxi.





Obscure metaphors like this will have them confused for the rest of their lives.
If you're gonna demonstrate how to put a condom on a parakeet, have band-aids handy.
Don't buy them one of those pop up books and tell them you will quizz them on it later. You will NEVER get them out of the bathroom.
never compare people to dogs,if they've ever seen dogs stuck together,omg,they laugh themselves sick ; D
Don't use the term 'Jenna Jamison' or 'Ron Jeremy' in said discussion.
let them experiment . and learn on their on .it is called hands on learning
OMG DR WHO!!!!


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birds eat bees but bees dont eat birds
would tell you, but the language I had in mind would get me banned from here.
I just love your questions!
Let them Watch TV








(thats how i figured it out )