How do i avoid the birds and the bees talk with my parents?

i look at porn i wish i had a girlfrien okay scratch that i just wish i had a girl lets leave it at that anyways i know all about sex and have my own opinions on it i am 14 turning 15 and i want to know how to avoid talking to my parents abouit S.E.XHow do i avoid the birds and the bees talk with my parents?
i think they are highly unlikely to ask you such questionsHow do i avoid the birds and the bees talk with my parents?
I can't think of any way you could avoid it. If they bring it up, they bring it up. However, the birds and the bees talk is usually done when kids are around 10-12 years old. Schools start teaching sex education around 12 years old. If they haven't talked to you about it yet, they certainly are very late about it. They may be avoiding it themselves. It would be extremely awkward for them to tell a 14-15 year old about sex. By that age, most teenagers know about it.
Even if they attempt, their unlikely make you uncomfortable because they will be pretty uncomfortable themselves. Leave a couple of dirty magazines in your oom, let mum or dad find out and they will get the pointthat you know enough. That way they will only talk about safe sex and stuff and not so much the anatomy.
If they are bearing down on you (getting books), then be proactive. Show them your mature and well informed and give THEM the talk. Explain it as if they didn't know what was going on. Be quick because it is awk, but be thourough, talk about safe sex, contraceptives, STDs and whether or not you want to wait till marriage and anything else you think they are going to ask you. You'll gain thier respect in the process.
when they ask to talk to you just tell them to ';hold on a minute, you told your girlfriend youd be at her house at %26lt;insert current time%26gt; to give her a night she'll never forget.'; haha
Let your parents know that you do not want the ';Talk'; but you will come to them when you have questions

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